Check out this great two table pool trick shot..
I bet that you probably have never seen a truck in this position..
This is what I call for “catch of the day”.
Dictionary for Women´s personal ads
40-ish - 49
Adventurous - Slept with everyone
Athletic - No boobs
Average looking - Ugly
Beautiful - Pathological liar
Contagious smile - Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure - On medication
Feminist - Fat
Free spirit - Junkie
Friendship first - Former very “friendly” person
Fun - Annoying
New Age - Body hair in the wrong places
Open minded - Desperate
Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate - Sloppy drunk
Voluptuous - Very fat
Large frame - Hugely fat
Wants soul mate - Stalker
Women´s English
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You’ll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You’re in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I’m upset, YOU MORON!
10. You’re very attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
Men´s English
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage
5. I love you = Let’s have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I’d like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I’d like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don’t go with that outfit = I’m gay
A 20 year old Chinese man was trying to repair the roof of his home when a strong gust of wind blew him up the tree.
The man was rescued by firefighters and he told them:
“Luckily I was blown onto a nearby tree, otherwise who knows where I would be. I was terrified and kept shouting for help.”
Some people spotted the man clinging to the 45ft tree with both arms, legs dangling in the air and called for help.
